The Internet Newbie Guide
In case you missed the entire point of the smiley faces, here is a small summary of the most commonly used smileys…
- :-) : the basic smiley. It smiles…
- ;-) : the winking smiley
- :-( : the sad smiley
- :-| : A smiley that goes… Eeerrhhmm?
- :-D : laughing smiley
- :-O : amazed smiley
- :-P : smiley sticking out his tongue, indicates a joke or sarcasm
- :-@ : mad, angry smiley
- >:-( : angry smiley
- >:-) : evil smiley
- B-) : sunglasses, cool smiley
- |-) : sleeping smiley
- :-S : Uhoh..
- :-X : can be used in different contexts, ditto as before or my lips are sealed
- :-$ : blushing smiley (although I never entirely got this one)
- O_o : shocked, amazed, straaaaanngeee, what?
- o_O : ditto as before
- O_O : ditto as before
- >_> : suspecious
- <_< : ditto as before
- >_< : crap…
- -_-‘ : *Sigh*
- ( o Y o ) : bewbs (I just HAD to do this …)
- x_O : Black eye, which you will probably have after using previous smiley at a random woman
- ;_; : cry
- /o/ : cheer right
- \o\ : cheer left
- o// : clap right
- \\o : clap left
- )o) : wave right
- (o( : wave left
- o/> : won! right
- <\o : won! left
- -o_ _o- -o_ _o- -o_ _o- -o_ _o- : walk like an egyptian
- _o_ <o_ _o> <o> <o_ _o> _o_ : macarena
- _o/ : wave right
- \o_ : wave left
- ^_^: amused face
- ^^ : ditto as before
I might as well give you the basics on abbreviations…
- LOL : laughing out loud
- LMAO : laughing my ass off
- ROFLOL : rolling over the floor laughing out loud
- ROFLMAO : yes.. well do the math
- BRB : be right back
- BBL : be back later
- IMO : in my opinion
- IMHO : in my humble opinion
- ASL : age, sex, location?
- LTNS : long time no seen
- DUNNO : don’t know
- *g* : grin
- FFS : for f*ck sake
- G1 : good one
- RTFM : this is one of my personal favourites, which should use more often, it means READ THE F*CKING MANUAL!
- IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA: I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
- supercalifragilisticexpialidocious : oh.. wait.. that’s something different..
- BBQ : barbecue
- PWND : owned, means that you got suckered in
- STFU : shut the f*ck up
- N00b : newbie, beginner, rookie
- *$ : starbucks (I kid you not)
- TNX : thanks!
- U : you
- l8r : later! (some of these things are really retarded :P)
- WTF : what the f*ck
- WTB : want to buy
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