Geek jokes

I don’t know why I keep doing this… I guess I’m just a bad person.. :D

-There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t
-If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
-I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
-My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
-Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
-In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
-Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk
-I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
-Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
-The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX
-A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax
-Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly
-1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
-Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive
-How do I set a laser printer to stun?
-There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer

Most people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.

Can a Boolean-evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm ?
Yes but it comes after a while()…

Before linux I had no social life, no friend and my computer always crashed…
Now my computer no longer crashes…

Girls are like domain names : the best ones are already taken…

A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optimist sees the glass as half full.
A computer engineer sees the glass as containing half as much fluid as the capacity of the container would suggest.

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed…Oh, wait a minute, he already does….


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